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‘Twas the Night Before the Appraisal….

December 21, 2023

As we near the end of the year and approach the final deadlines of 2023, there’s one last story we’d like to share with you:

 

When all through the city, not a client was stirring

for they were sitting pretty.

The work files were assembled in a folder with care, and an LPA appraiser soon would be there.

The bankers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of good comps danced in their heads.

All guidelines to be followed per USPAP, the address had been entered into the map.

When out of doors there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew with a flash, pulled up the shade and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, gave a luster of mid-day to objects below.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but an appraiser type had just arrived here.

With a shirt with colors maroon, white and gray, well, I knew in a moment it must be LPA!

More rapid than eagles their reports they came, the analysis and data puts others to shame.

On hotel, on office, on industrial and retail, on car wash, on self-storage, they leave out no detail.

To the top of the building to the edge of the wall, LPA truly covers it all!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they mount to an obstacle mount to the sky.

With LPA consulting I knew through and through, the valuation would be solid and the numbers true.

 

There’s more to this tale, but you must click here, to ensure your holidays are merrier, brighter, and filled with great cheer.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from everyone at LPA!

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